if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

  • post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
  • you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
  • no more selfies allowed
  • blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
  • heroin will be legalized
  • george bush will become president again
  • stock market will crash
  • korea will blow the US up
  • world war 3

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themadhatter-steacup:

the-potter-tardis:

meiringlassesisafallenangel:

Something is telling me the writers had WAY to much fun with this episode.

another round of “is that the legit script or did the fandom change it.”

It’s legit

(Source: mufffliato)

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indigopaint:

“We’ve broken down…”

indigopaint:

“We’ve broken down…”

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theonion:

Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain | Full Report

theonion:

Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain | Full Report

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every-fandom-of-the-rainbow:

panz2:

castielsunderpants:

to anyone who is utterly isolated and doesn’t know about tuesdays this must be the most confusing gifset like ok this attractive guy is eating a taco and now another attractive guy waking up was he dreaming about the taco did the taco guy wake him up how was he sitting at the table if he was sleeping what do these gifs have to do with each other

I was expecting the text to explain, not further confuse me.

[muffled heat of the moment in the distance]

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rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

image

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

(Source: inkse)

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ojenroc:

2rich2care:

kawaii no matter what

kawaii aint jus some thang bruh its a lifestyle you gotta be ready to die for that shit being kawaii

ojenroc:

2rich2care:

kawaii no matter what

kawaii aint jus some thang bruh its a lifestyle you gotta be ready to die for that shit being kawaii

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grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

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